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And the fantasy creatures could not be reached for comment….

 Glad I’ve got my old AD&D books because Wizards of the Coast is now removing half-species characters from reprints of the books.

They are doing it in the name of the ‘racial sensitivity’ of made up characters in a made up world.  Perhaps they have been playing so long that they don’t realize that orcs and elves, although having their analogues in our world, aren’t real.  

“Frankly, we are not comfortable, and haven’t been for years with any of the options that start with ‘half,’” D&D lead rules designer Jeremy Crawford claimed, “The half construction is inherently racist so we simply aren’t going to include it in the new Player’s Handbook.”

So I doubt that fantasy creatures give a rats’ half eaten ass about half-elves, half-orcs, etc. being run in a dungeon master’s world and the minds of the participants in a role-playing game.

“This hate crime against mixed race children, erasing them from fantasy games, is yet another example of the pure malevolence of the leftist corporate and creative classes,” Twitter user The Gorgomons tweeted.

To me, half-elves, etc., just mean that different races get along well enough to have kids.  

Maybe I’m just biased because I ran a half-elf character back in the day.

Gary Gygax has to be spinning in his grave.



  1. Ah yes. Nothing like valuing diversity so much that we cannot even fathom any races except pure-bloods….

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  2. Yep, Gygax is spinning at high RPM now… sigh

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  3. I always figured that any half-orc character was the product of rape, but that's just me. And elves were generally snotty, so any elven woman who laid with a human was probably an outcast from her society. Most of the half-whatever characters were probably raised by the human parent, much like Obama was raised by his white momma and her white parents. But again, it's a fantasy world so wow, they can't leave anything alone, can they?

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  4. GuardDuck— Yeah, wonder if I could think of someone who could only imagine pure bloods- I seem to recall he had a mustache…NFO— If we could harness it, wouldn’t need any other power source for the planet.Don—That’s how it usually played out in all of the books I read. But no, the poison is everywhere.

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  5. Ah yes. Nothing like valuing diversity so much that we cannot even fathom any races except pure-bloods….

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  6. Yep, Gygax is spinning at high RPM now… sigh

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  7. I always figured that any half-orc character was the product of rape, but that's just me. And elves were generally snotty, so any elven woman who laid with a human was probably an outcast from her society. Most of the half-whatever characters were probably raised by the human parent, much like Obama was raised by his white momma and her white parents. But again, it's a fantasy world so wow, they can't leave anything alone, can they?

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  8. GuardDuck— Yeah, wonder if I could think of someone who could only imagine pure bloods- I seem to recall he had a mustache…NFO— If we could harness it, wouldn’t need any other power source for the planet.Don—That’s how it usually played out in all of the books I read. But no, the poison is everywhere.

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