Midwest Chick's Place

So I’m not sure what this exactly says about my job when the high point of my day was crafting and sending an email that used the word ‘poop’ in it, legitimately.  Our computer system has a Guest request option.  It asks for the relationship to the requestor as well as the name, address, and… Continue reading

Those who know me, know this past year has been one of challenges, personal and professional.  Here’s hoping the New Year will see some of those things resolved and good things happening. My main resolution for the new year is to reach back when people reach out.  Thanks to those who continued to reach out–just… Continue reading

Borepatch did a great short bio a few years ago.  Even at an age when mere mortals are usually resting on their laurels, Sir Christopher was still working.  As BP said, a true badass.  Something from the earlier days: Something from a few years ago: Continue reading

So, I get into an elevator with a bellhop  at a hotel in a large east coast city.  He’s closer to the buttons and has 11 pushed.  I asked him to push 12.  He looks at me and says “I guess that means that you’re above me.” I look at him and say, very calmly,… Continue reading

Does anyone else cringe when Eric Holder uses the word ‘Unconstitutional’?  The man has spent his entire tenure as Attorney General destroying the document that he swore to uphold and protect.  Of course that doesn’t make him any different than the President who has abrogated his responsibility totally to Valerie Jarrett, Speaker Boehner, at least… Continue reading

Via Drudge:  Some British scientists with too much time on their hands did a huge study on penis size.  They found the average size to be 5.16 inches utilizing 15000 units from around the world as their sample(mainly European and Middle Eastern men though). Apparently 2.28% of men have abnormally small units and 2.28% are… Continue reading

One of the icons of my formative years… ETA:  I was trying to think of some tribute that an actor would appreciate.  The one thing I could come up with is:  Every time (I mean every single frickin’ time) that Spock dies in Wrath of Khan, I cry.  Doesn’t matter how many times I’ve seen… Continue reading

If someone tries to ‘clarify’ their comments by saying that what they said was ‘too nuanced’ to be understood by the general public, that perhaps their comments were just too dumb to be believed. Continue reading

Via The Gateway Pundit:  Clerics in Pakistan have declared Valentine’s Day to be Un-Islamic and therefore the world should basically stop celebrating it.  Tyranny at its finest.  They might as well be liberals–I don’t like it, so no one should be allowed to do it.  And they’re protesting (because they weren’t able to find anything… Continue reading

Mr B has to be at work today, so I’m literally keeping the home fires burning.  What to do on a snowy February day?  Bake some bread, feed the birds, keep the wood stove stoked and then maybe later start up the tractor and use the front-loader to clear the driveway.  And laundry, if only… Continue reading