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Couldn’t afford anything better?

The primary owner of the San Francisco 49s was swept up in an Ohio prostitution bust. The going rate of the East Palestine Ohio prostitute was $140 plus travel from his home base to a trailer to get it on.

Part of the sting I think is crap since they are charging him not only for disorderly conduct (soliciting a prostitute?) and ‘possession of criminal tools’ (which is his phone since that’s what he used to get the deal done). A phone as a criminal tool? The second one was dropped.

So I have to wonder, dude is pretty rich in order to own a football team. I’m pretty sure that there are other ‘outlets’ and resources that would have been a lot more discreet and risk-of-arrest avoidant.

Seriously, traveling halfway across the country to get it on in a trailer in Ohio? So weird.



4 responses to “Couldn’t afford anything better?”

  1. I saw that too and that was my first thought. Thing is, I remember other cases where someone filthy rich was caught picking up what were basically street hoes. I mean, damn. Fly to Vegas, go to Bunny Ranch, you got the money. It’s even legal there.

    Same with extremely rich people caught DUI. Again, damn. Hire a effing driver. You got the money.

    Some people are just too stupid to be rich and here I am pinching pennies and eating leftovers.

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    To be fair, he’s been listening to a lot of Lou Reed/Velvet Underground lately… Take a walk on the wild side, and the colored girls sing, dah do dah do do do do do do…

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  3. Apparently he was here in Ohio for something other than soliciting. That was just supposed to be a “side” trip for him.

    I intend all of my puns.

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  4. This will give trailer parks a bad name.

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