(A.K.A. Non-Original Rants)
–Co-opting good stuff from all over the ‘Net and maybe some original thoughts—ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE
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Two friends obviously having fun and talking about their weekend.. escapades. Note that they weren’t talking loud, I just have good hearing.
Friend 1: You are trying very hard not to call me a whore.
Friend 2: You’re definitely not a whore.
Friend 1: ??
Friend 2: You’re a slut. Whores get paid.
Laughter, including mine.
I daresay… you REALLY wanna go down that road toss out the term “Slattern”.
🙂 Sorry… my Sesquipedalian Proclivity is showing.
Now, let me tell you how I used to torment a former gentleman colleague… who’s last name just so happened to be “Rake”.
I’ll show myself out….
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Oof… I’ve always wondered ‘why’ women seem to think a cone of silence descends over them anytime they are in a restaurant… sigh…
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LOL… Indeed… The foibles of having the Surname “Bone” to be sure. You give what you get sometimes. 😉
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TRoy–Indeed.
boneman–Thank you for raising the quality level with your vocabulary!! 🙂
Anon–Since boneman thought it was funny, your comment stays.
NFO–True!
boneman–Thank you for your wonderful reply!
skybill–I deleted all of your comments and put you on moderate. Three with little variant is spamming and I think you were just enjoying writing naughty words in all caps. I found it annoying.
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“Laughter, including mine” – Priceless!
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Nemo–I thought it was hilarious!
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I don’t dare repeat the conversation I overheard at the pizza joint once by two teen girls. PG rated version: One teen relating to another of what her mom said she needed to learn to do in order to “keep a man”. They couldn’t have been more than 14 or so.
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