(A.K.A. Non-Original Rants)
–Co-opting good stuff from all over the ‘Net and maybe some original thoughts—ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE
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Now it’s a bright green dildo instead of a hairpiece on a WNBA court during a game. What’s next? False eyelashes?
Please note that they didn’t stop the play for a sex toy, but did for a wig. Nemo recommends reading the X comments at the first link.
https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2025/07/29/video-fan-throws-green-dildo-onto-court-at-wnba-game/
Hey, at least now they’re finally getting the compensation they deserve (a fake pecker being about all they’re worth). It was even green, just like hard (see what I did there?) cash.
“Chicks” in the WNBA are the sort that cause guys to say “I wouldn’t hit that with your dick” to each other. And thus was supplied a prosthetic stand in, so no man would have to suffer the indignity.
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BRD–If you’ve ever heard Brittany Griner speak, you’d wonder about the chick part for sure.
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MWC: hence my quotation marks around “chicks”. That’s a rather scary bunch they have over there, from my admittedly minimal observations.
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BRD–Yeah, maybe that’s why they need the wigs and false eyelashes…
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Sigh… no comment.
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Man, they are doing some great stuff in that league, aren’t they? I will say this- i can think of no more fitting object to toss on the court. Clown prizes for clown sports(wo)men.
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I’m trying to put together something about how ugly a day starts when I step on my own vs stepping on one on the court… but I just can’t seem to get there.
Oh… I know…. UGLY.
Sorry… it’s early yet. 😉
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I bet Cathy Englebert, WNBA commish, is cringing over this waiting for the next insulting act by a fan. What she probably doesn’t get is the players brought it on themselves.
Ever see the pregame fashion walks by arriving players in their “designer” duds? In addition to the wigs and fake eyelashes, I question the outfit choices made by some of them.
Great examples for the young girls they say they’re trying to set examples for.
Then there’s the seemingly ubiquitous choices of tattoos on a lot of the black women. It’s like looking at sky writing at night.
I guess Englebert probably doesn’t appreciate the old adage “there’s no such thing as bad publicity”.
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i love the idea of women sports, but i mean that as for personal participation. however i can not see the point of watching it unless there is some high standard that would make it worthwhile watchin.–for example skiing i would watch. but basketball?
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Did I read it correctly they threw out a fan for razzing the wigless player? Is there a fashion exemption for berating players?
Fan: Hey, those shorts make you look fat #17!
Referee: You’re out of here!
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I think I can safely say we all don’t give a green flying f*** !
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NFO–No need… it’s too ridiculous.
TRoy–Agreed.
boneman–I know where you’re going and there’s no need. Appreciate the try.
Nemo–They did bring it on themselves. And cringe is all they deserve.
avraham–I can see your point.
Gerry–Yep they did. Guess they can’t stand the heat….
FLAtha–Agreed!
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Rusty, thanks for taking one for the team.
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crazyeighter–Not a pretty sight. And as I recall, the Russians were saying that he’s a dude but that got squashed by our media. And not sure why he’d be worth letting an arms dealer back into the world.
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Rusty–Totally a dude. The voice, the body, the fact that he runs around in a man’s swimsuit and no top. It’s a man.
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…and it happened AGAIN last night at another Valkyrie’s game. So, it’s probably safe to say the culprit is a disgruntled Valkyrie’s fan or a Valkyrie’s fan sending a message of some sort. I don ‘t get why they haven’t caught the perp yet.
Why Sophie Cunningham, who plays for the Fever, who wasn’t on the court either time is commenting, I have no idea other than she has a podcast.
Note, in the X video, a ref kicks the dildo off the court and an arena employee covers it with a towel before picking up. Sorta can’t blame them for not wanting to touch it. Who’s to say where it’s been.
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Nemo–I read about that. Hopefully it’s a trend–no WNBA game without a dildo on the play.
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They caught the guy who threw the last one.
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Nemo–Dang. I was hoping he’d get away with it.
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Apparently up to three now according to meme.
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhpZxleBdLSK4890D3cMx7zoIsPppJhcb58yMj9V9GLr8J3s-feOimBn-vLGsqutWYwNZo1I4nGOVofdT-QNax3-3QSvanwGuTU8y30NSvyV8ugwwkJOh4GG9rFh00Cr5kO8_NDhXQ-X7hyF719Oaz9iIiHdLiP10djL8CLXGc-JAvKVLW_ery5Eoz07VA
And how to smuggle them in meme
https://gab.com/TheOutlawJoseyWales/posts/114973322826519691
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I really do hope it becomes a thing.
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