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Willy Wonka could not be reached for comment

 The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) fined Mars Wrigley, a popular candy maker, after two workers fell into a vat of chocolate while working at a factory last year.

In June 2022, two contractors were hired to help clean and maintain Mars Wrigley’s manufacturing equipment at their Elizabethtown, Pennsylvania, factory. The two workers fell into a partially filled chocolate tank they were working on, the Daily Caller previously reported.

The workers were not named, but I’m just going to think of them as Augustus and Gloop.



  1. FDA standards have an acceptable amount of bug parts in food.Is there an acceptable level of human parts????

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  2. So…I get one guy falling in. Did he tell the other “come on in, the chocolate’s fine”

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  3. Matthew–I guess it would depend on the parts!Anonymous–Yeah–something's kind of weird there.

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  4. FDA standards have an acceptable amount of bug parts in food.Is there an acceptable level of human parts????

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  5. So…I get one guy falling in. Did he tell the other “come on in, the chocolate’s fine”

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  6. Matthew–I guess it would depend on the parts!Anonymous–Yeah–something's kind of weird there.

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