Midwest Chick's Place

There is a dearth of good Chinese food in this area.  Best is found about three hours south by car and 45 minutes by plane.  I saw a Panda Express commercial and fell for it.  Hey, I hadn’t been there for as long as I can remember, so what the heck, right?

The food tasted okay.  No worse than the sit down places here.  

Now I have eaten things that would make a bronze statue cry.  My stomach and constitution are pretty strong (I have been laid low through my own stupidity with leftovers twice, as full disclosure).  I could probably survive gas station sushi if I was stupid enough to try it.  Heartburn is not a thing.

But dang, the burps started about a half hour after my meal.  Vile doesn’t completely cover the experience. 

I remember now why I have avoided Panda Express.