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Death by Panda Express

There is a dearth of good Chinese food in this area.  Best is found about three hours south by car and 45 minutes by plane.  I saw a Panda Express commercial and fell for it.  Hey, I hadn’t been there for as long as I can remember, so what the heck, right?

The food tasted okay.  No worse than the sit down places here.  

Now I have eaten things that would make a bronze statue cry.  My stomach and constitution are pretty strong (I have been laid low through my own stupidity with leftovers twice, as full disclosure).  I could probably survive gas station sushi if I was stupid enough to try it.  Heartburn is not a thing.

But dang, the burps started about a half hour after my meal.  Vile doesn’t completely cover the experience. 

I remember now why I have avoided Panda Express.



  1. Calling Panda Express “Chinese” food is like calling Taco Bell “Mexican”They are bastardizations of a cuisine to make it fast American Food.

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  2. Only ate at Panda once.Like “B” said…….And don't knock day old 1/2 price truck stop sushi.

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  3. B–Absolutely right. Matthew–After Panda Express I think truck stop sushi sounds good by comparison.

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  4. I offered B a hamburger if he ever flew up to my neighborhood. If you both come, I can up that to my favorite sushi house:https://www.jurinrestaurant.com/

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  5. That's why we call it Panda Depressed…

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  6. Matthew–Thanks!NFO–Certainly made me depressed….

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  7. Calling Panda Express “Chinese” food is like calling Taco Bell “Mexican”They are bastardizations of a cuisine to make it fast American Food.

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  8. Only ate at Panda once.Like “B” said…….And don't knock day old 1/2 price truck stop sushi.

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  9. B–Absolutely right. Matthew–After Panda Express I think truck stop sushi sounds good by comparison.

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  10. I offered B a hamburger if he ever flew up to my neighborhood. If you both come, I can up that to my favorite sushi house:https://www.jurinrestaurant.com/

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  11. That's why we call it Panda Depressed…

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  12. Matthew–Thanks!NFO–Certainly made me depressed….

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