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–Co-opting good stuff from all over the ‘Net and maybe some original thoughts—ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

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The stupid burns…

 … along with their feet.

A bunch of vegan idiots in Nashville decided that the upcharge for pricy almond milk at Starbucks was too much to bear.  So they turned themselves into living lampposts/jersey barriers by encasing their feet in blocks of cement.

As Jim Thompson at RedState points out, they are very likely ignorant of the chemical reaction that happens when cement dries.  My mind shies away from the burning.

Also, as pointed out by Mr Thompson as well as some Twitter users, a simple furniture dolly would get them out of the way or they could possibly be used as targets for water balloons or paintballs.  Or just push them over onto their sides and leave them there.



14 responses to “The stupid burns…”

  1. I've had plenty of cement burns. Not good.I would just leave them there.Or get the fire hose out

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  2. Matthew–The possibilities are limitless…

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  3. Seems an odd way to make a pinata, but OK

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  4. Heywood–Best part is that they turned themselves into pinatas.

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  5. Wait until they have to go to the bathroom…LOL

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  6. I would just stand out of reach and eat a bucket of KFC.Maybe leave the bones on the cement.Good clean fun eh?

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  7. NFO–I'm sure they didn't think of that.Gerry–I like the way your mind works.

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  8. I've had plenty of cement burns. Not good.I would just leave them there.Or get the fire hose out

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  9. Matthew–The possibilities are limitless…

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  10. Seems an odd way to make a pinata, but OK

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  11. Heywood–Best part is that they turned themselves into pinatas.

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  12. Wait until they have to go to the bathroom…LOL

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  13. I would just stand out of reach and eat a bucket of KFC.Maybe leave the bones on the cement.Good clean fun eh?

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  14. NFO–I'm sure they didn't think of that.Gerry–I like the way your mind works.

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