So the braintrust at Ripley’s Believe it or Not decided it would be a piping hot idea to let Kim ‘Fat Ass’ Kardashian wear Marilyn Monroe’s Birthday dress to the Met Gala. You know, the dress that was made to fit Marilyn Monroe SIXTY years ago. I’m sure they thought it would be a great publicity stunt.
Except now the dress is damaged. Just from less than a half an hour of wear. Because despite the fact that Fat Ass dropped sixteen pounds just to try to get into it, she didn’t drop any of that weight off her butt. And her butt is about twice that of Marilyn’s derriere.
The thing I don’t get is why. Fat Ass had a duplicate dress made that would actually fit her. One that she changed into after going up the steps (going up the steps and stressing the overstressed fabric is probably what ripped out the backside of the antique dress).
By and large I don’t give a rat’s half eaten ass about the Kardashians. Honestly wouldn’t know one if it kicked me on the shin. But the utter hubris is staggering. And the fact that Ripley’s allowed it shows that they are not good stewards of the items in their care.
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