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If I was on that detail, I’d take a bullet to the keister also

Proving again that the Secret Service is not hiring the best and brightest, a shiny new agent on Jill Biden’s detail managed to shoot himself in the ass.

Not sure what kind of holsters they’re using, but his gun fell out of his and he put his finger on the trigger while re-holstering.

The agent was only one week on the job with the Jill Biden detail. He was in the SUV behind the one Biden was traveling in. He left to accompany Jill Biden through the airport, but soon realized he forgot his cell phone.  

The agent rushed back to get it, and his pistol fell out of the holster and was lying on the seat. He grabbed his pistol quickly and negligently fired it as he was trying to put it back in the holster. The agent shot his butt cheek. He went to the hospital where he is recovering and is expected to be released later today. 

I’m not following this explanation though since I’m having a hard time picturing the chain of events.

But it would be worth it to me to take a bullet to get away from her.

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10 responses to “If I was on that detail, I’d take a bullet to the keister also”

  1. Unferth Avatar
    Unferth

    As I was reading this, I was wondering what type of gun he was using. Every time I’ve seen a video of someone shooting themselves, it’s been with a Glock. Everytime someone’s tried to explain the Glock’s safety to me, it sounds like no safety.

    The Secret Service uses Glocks.

    If he isn’t a DEI hire, his career should be over.

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  2. steves6 Avatar
    steves6

    And Jill doesn’t hold a candle to Shrillary.

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  3. Matthew W Avatar
    Matthew W

    “I’m a professional”……………………..

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  4. Gerry Avatar
    Gerry

    I read about soldiers shooting themselves in the foot to get out of combat. This actually sounds safer.

    Well done young Jedi!

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  5. Nemo Avatar
    Nemo

    DEI at its finest. Adak Alaska for you, you inept excuse for Secret Service Agent.

    Where the hell are they getting these people from? Who the hell is hiring and promoting them. The Iranians, Russians and the Chinese gotta be ROTFLTAO

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    1. crazyeighter Avatar
      crazyeighter

      Alaska?

      Naww… Assigned to the Clinton protective detail.

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  6. p2 Avatar
    p2

    It’s actually a brilliant management strategy if you think about it. Why put a competent, capable agent on a detail covering a has-been, worthless politician’s wife when you have worthless, never-will-be agents you can’t fire unless they screw up in epic fashion? You’d put your capable guys on valuable assets you actually wish to protect. Who was running things when The Donald got shot at in PA? They didn’t want him actually covered so they stuck their incompentent DEI hires on that detail. Tables are turned now….

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  7. Phil B Avatar
    Phil B

    I’d ask her to kiss it better, just like Momma used to do … Ahem!

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  8. Jeff Avatar
    Jeff

    Maybe the Agent who couldn’t re-holster her pistol after Trump was shot in 2024 could be assigned to Dr. Jill’s detail. She’d be expertly protected by “the Professional” and “Meal Team Six”.

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  9. Unclezip Avatar
    Unclezip

    The explanation I read was that he was poking around in the trunk, and used the flashlight on his piece to see around. There’s no way it ‘fell’ out of his holster. Either way, a negligent discharge should be a reason for immediate firing.

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