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Proving again that the Secret Service is not hiring the best and brightest, a shiny new agent on Jill Biden’s detail managed to shoot himself in the ass.

Not sure what kind of holsters they’re using, but his gun fell out of his and he put his finger on the trigger while re-holstering.

The agent was only one week on the job with the Jill Biden detail. He was in the SUV behind the one Biden was traveling in. He left to accompany Jill Biden through the airport, but soon realized he forgot his cell phone.  

The agent rushed back to get it, and his pistol fell out of the holster and was lying on the seat. He grabbed his pistol quickly and negligently fired it as he was trying to put it back in the holster. The agent shot his butt cheek. He went to the hospital where he is recovering and is expected to be released later today. 

I’m not following this explanation though since I’m having a hard time picturing the chain of events.

But it would be worth it to me to take a bullet to get away from her.