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Buh bye asshole

A 70 year old Egyptian man got busted trying to bring in over 100 pounds of undeclared and illegal foodstuffs into Dulles by a beagle named Freddie.

He decides to kick Freddie so hard that he flew up into the air.

He’s now on his way back to Egypt after a couple of nights in the slammer and having to pay for Freddie’s vet bills (Freddie had some bruising but nothing was broken).

“Being caught deliberately smuggling well over one hundred pounds of undeclared and prohibited agriculture products does not give one permission to violently assault a defenseless Customs and Border Protection beagle,” said Christine Waugh, CBP’s Area Port Director for the Area Port of Washington, D.C. “We rely heavily on our K9 partners and Freddie was just doing his job. Any malicious attack on one of us is an attack on all of us, and CBP will continue to work with our investigating and prosecuting partners to deal swift and severe justice to perpetrators.”

The article doesn’t say, but I’m hoping that this guy will never be allowed into this country ever again. And I hope he gets the shit kicked out of him by whoever his smuggling boss is.

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16 responses to “Buh bye asshole”

  1. Peaowed Avatar
    Peaowed

    That right there is an Egyptian that needs an “adjustment” delivered via steel-toed work boots.

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      Midwest Chick

      Peaowed–Agreed!

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  2. B.C. Avatar
    B.C.

    Now let’s do Faux Chi, who has done FAR worse and horribly cruel things to beagles (and other defenseless critters) for DECADES. Hanging’s too good for him.

    PS: I hope the POS Egyptian maggot “fell down” a few times on his way to the slammer.

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    1. Midwest Chick Avatar
      Midwest Chick

      B.C.–Agreed. I’m thinking putting his head in a bag with the flies. And yes, I share that hope.

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      1. B.C. Avatar
        B.C.

        I’m thinking carrion beetles, along with fire ants, but I’m good with other options.

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        1. Midwest Chick Avatar
          Midwest Chick

          B.C.–We could go with the variety pack….

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  3. Ron Avatar
    Ron

    They should’ve tried him in court for the illegal smuggling and given him a sentence of 2 years, made him serve the sentence and then deported him. Too bad customs didn’t have a Belgian Malinois. A black guy kicked my Malinois for no reason and I had to intercede to keep the dog from killing him. Luckily the whole thing was caught on video, so the cops gave him a misdemeanor animal cruelty charge after they transported him to the ER to get the dog bite taken care of.

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    1. Midwest Chick Avatar
      Midwest Chick

      Ron–At least a quick deport gets him off the taxpayer dime. Good job on your Malinois—they are awesome!

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  4. Red's Woodsman Avatar
    Red’s Woodsman

    I thought law enforcement dogs were considered officers. Therefore, shouldn’t this have been assault on a LEO, with intent to kill?

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      Midwest Chick

      Red’s–I think that was the charge and yes, he got off lightly.

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  5. boneman1959 Avatar
    boneman1959

    Boy howdy it’s too bad that didn’t happen at RSW (SW Florida International). Our Sheriff Carmine Marceno would have slapped him in Irons and put him in the slam for a couple of years and THEN had him deported.

    Had I personally witnessed it.. I might have ended up in a bit of a jackpot myself.

    That kind of play doesn’t fly AT ALL here in Lee County. Nor in my sphere of influence either.

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      Midwest Chick

      boneman–I’m with you, except that I am glad that we’re not paying for his incarceration. Had I been there, I might have ended up in a bit of trouble myself.

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  6. Nemo Avatar
    Nemo

    Kinda too bad the foreigner didn’t get a bean bag round to the nuts or tased with multiple trigger pulls until the taser’s charge was depleted.

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      Midwest Chick

      Nemo–Would have been nice…

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  7. Gerry Avatar
    Gerry

    Islam considers dogs “unclean” the same way they consider swine. Being busted by dog was a double whammy.

    May he be visited by the curse of a thousand fleas.

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      Midwest Chick

      Gerry–That’s a cultural difference that is very telling. And yes, I hope that he is never rid of fleas.

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