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Because my life is not the same as others'

My mother passed six years ago, give or take.  Her remains were cremated and my sister took possession of them.  A couple of months ago, she was ready to let go of them.  She sent some to a place where they make jewelry out of them (I chose a bead) and then I took the rest to the cemetery back home.

Well, the jewelry finally came and my sister sent me a package with the bead in it.  I picked it up and opened the box while I was in the car.  

I found the bead (nicely done) and in the package there was a bag with a little container labeled ‘eternity ring’.  So, thinking that my sister also had a ring made for me, I twist the top to open it up.

And like smoke out of Aladdin’s lamp or fairy glitter, dust drifted out in an expanding cloud (fortunately I was not holding it in my lap and it didn’t go anywhere near my face).

Yep.  Ashes.  Mom’s ashes.  All over the inside of my car.  

Great googly moogly.

I called my sister to confirm, hoping I was wrong.  Nope.  

The container was the rest of the ashes.

I am pretty sure, knowing my mom, that she would think that it was hilarious.  And since my life is not the same as others, I’m seeing the funny in it too.  Just glad I didn’t have the AC on….  

And really, my car is messy enough that a little extra dust, no matter the composition, just blends right in.

Mom is now my co-pilot.



  1. An elderly gentleman from my old hometown passed away and was cremated. The family asked a friend of mine (who had a small plane) to spread the ashes from the air across a particular area. At the anointed time and place, the friend slowed the plane, opened the side window, extended the container and began to discharge the contents – most of which were blown right back into the cabin.

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  2. MC &Peaowed said.I suspect things like that happen very often !!!

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  3. Yikes! I remember getting a phonecall from the funeral home telling me that my Dad's ashes were ready for pick up. I drove over and got them, thanked the director and headed home. Halfway there I started to laugh as the ashes were on the seat next to me and I thought “Dad, this is the first time you rode with me and didn't b*tch about my driving.”True story.

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  4. You ARE going to mention this to the next owner of your car, right?

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  5. Peaowed—Such things are the stuff of more than one comedy skit. Matthew—Probably!WDS—Love it!rickn8nor—I doubt it but will get it detailed. Won’t be for years if all goes well since I love my car.

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  6. Ah yes, the 'vagaries' of ashes… Try it out of a helo sometime!

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  7. That's actually pretty awesome.And good for Mom, too. If you act up, she can go all silicosis on you all make good on the promise of most mothers at some point…'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out if I have to.'

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  8. NFO–Can't even imagine!bravokilo–Ha! Indeed!

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  9. An elderly gentleman from my old hometown passed away and was cremated. The family asked a friend of mine (who had a small plane) to spread the ashes from the air across a particular area. At the anointed time and place, the friend slowed the plane, opened the side window, extended the container and began to discharge the contents – most of which were blown right back into the cabin.

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  10. MC &Peaowed said.I suspect things like that happen very often !!!

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  11. Yikes! I remember getting a phonecall from the funeral home telling me that my Dad's ashes were ready for pick up. I drove over and got them, thanked the director and headed home. Halfway there I started to laugh as the ashes were on the seat next to me and I thought “Dad, this is the first time you rode with me and didn't b*tch about my driving.”True story.

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  12. You ARE going to mention this to the next owner of your car, right?

    Like

  13. Peaowed—Such things are the stuff of more than one comedy skit. Matthew—Probably!WDS—Love it!rickn8nor—I doubt it but will get it detailed. Won’t be for years if all goes well since I love my car.

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  14. Ah yes, the 'vagaries' of ashes… Try it out of a helo sometime!

    Like

  15. That's actually pretty awesome.And good for Mom, too. If you act up, she can go all silicosis on you all make good on the promise of most mothers at some point…'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out if I have to.'

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  16. NFO–Can't even imagine!bravokilo–Ha! Indeed!

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