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How not to run a business–Rant in progress…

So I needed to get my tires rotated.  Thought I’d take it to a guy I know who owns a garage.

Called and made an appointment with whoever answered the phone.  Everything looked like it was cool.  Until I walked in a week later….

‘Hi, my name is “Real Name” and I have a 4:00 to get my tires rotated.’  (I was thirty minutes early).

Blonde Fluff (hereafter known as BF) behind the counter (whose picture is next to “vapid” in the dictionary): ‘We close at 4:00.  You couldn’t have an appointment for then.’

Me:  ‘Well, I called last week and someone that wasn’t you and wasn’t the owner said I could come in at 4:00’.

BF: ‘Well you’re not in the book and no one else answers the phone’.

Me: ‘Well there’s only four people who work here and I know I didn’t talk to two of them.  Can you check with the other two?’

BF: ‘It can’t be them (refusing to check).  No one else answers the phone.  Are you sure you called the right place?’ (like there’s so many places that answer the phone with the name of a garage that they aren’t associated with and make me an appt to get my tires rotated–kill me now because I can see where this is going)

Me: Starting to lose my cool at this point.  While grinding my teeth I grated out the following:  ‘Yes, the number is on my car because I have a sticker of this shop on it.  Yes, I am sure I called here. Yes, I have checked my phone and the number I called matches the one on the sign outside.’ (the sticker on my car has since been removed).  ‘Is the owner here?’

BF: ‘No, he’s at home.’

Me: ‘Can you call him please?’  

I won’t go into how futile this was.  I ended up just walking out.

Next day:

I call to talk to the owner because if this happened to me, it’s happening to other people and could negatively impact his business.  BF answers the phone.

Me:  ‘May I talk to Owner?’

BF: ‘I’m not sure he’s here.  What’s your name?’

Me: ‘Real Name’

BF: ‘What company are you with?’

Me:  ‘I’m not with any company (for the love of all that is good, this girl didn’t remember everything that happened yesterday?).  Can you please get Owner on the phone? He knows who I am (I explain my connection in a little more detail).’

BF: ‘What’s this about?  I’m not sure he’s here.  He comes and goes and I sometimes don’t see him.’

Me:  Really getting lit up because now it’s clear I’m getting the run around/stonewalled.  ‘It’s about yesterday afternoon.’

BF: ‘Oh–that ‘Real Name’ (like there’s so many of us).  I’ll check if he’s here….  pause… pause… ‘he’s under a car.  Can I have your name?’

Me, banging my head on my desk….  ‘It’s ‘Real Name’ and I’ll even spell it for you (real slow).  My number is ………’.

Needless to say, I have yet to get a callback.  Pretty sure Owner’s balls are MIA.

I got my tires rotated the same day at a different shop a quarter mile away (I called them while I was in the parking lot and they said to come on in and they’d take care of me, which they did) They are also doing my brakes next week (I asked them to check them while the tires were off and they had a price for me when my tire rotation was done–that is customer service right there).    Besides there’s not a snowball’s chance in hell that I would ever set foot in Owner’s shop again.

I was trying to support a guy I know and got backslapped with a side of fuck you.  I’m so totally done.  

If I know the guy and got treated that way, what about people he doesn’t know?



  1. Sounds like the owner is clueless as to what is actually going on. That kind of stuff chaps my ass big-time too. Voting with your feet was the right call.

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  2. Anon–Tried to tell him and wanted to tell him. If he'd called back that day, might have been different. I'm feeling like no good deed goes unpunished….

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  3. kinda reminds me of the way our government works/not.

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  4. My two takeaways are this, rotation of modern radial tires is unnecessary and ploy used to get your car up on the rack to upsell other services, brakes shocks… and secondly changing tires your own damnself is in chapter one of the midwestern chicks playbook.

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  5. You are so wrong anonymouse (10:46) You ever rotated four tires on the ground?Chick, being feisty? Go get them! That is surely bad practice. Should have pulled the bimbo out from behind the counter and give her a proper Midwest beat down! But, ya found a tire/repair shop that has service coming out their ears!

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  6. Anon v1–I can see the analogy.Anon v2–I have sports tires on my car that are mostly rim and little tire. If they aren't rotated periodically, they start to sing. And although I am pretty strong for a chick and could probably manage it–although using jacks instead of a lift (which I don't have) would suck, part of being a true Midwestern Chick is knowing when to hand off a job. Work smarter, not harder.Cederq–I would have loved to but was refraining because I know the guy. If I didn't, I wouldn't have censored myself. And the other place is pretty awesome and has some really comfy chairs to wait in.

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  7. Anon at 10:46, rotation is absolutely necessary. My wife drives a front wheel drive car, Buick with a V6 and 300 hp on tap. The front tires take all the wear and tear from both acceleration and braking. My wife treats the throttle like an on/off switch. If I don't rotate, within 15k miles the front tires are bald and the back tires show zero wear.

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  8. Should have called the other shop while you were in front of the bimbo (I've done it before)

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  9. You did what you had to, and I'll agree, odds are he has NO idea what is going on in his own shop. His loss, not yours.

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  10. Don Curton—I drive the same way so tire rotation is important. I’m actually surprised I had any brakes left too.Dingus— Should have but I just had to get out of there before the wrath of the Chick fell upon them.NFO— Problem being he doesn’t want to know or he would have called me back.

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  11. If he ever received your message.rel

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  12. Remember to let all your friends & neighbors know.

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  13. Sounds like the owner is clueless as to what is actually going on. That kind of stuff chaps my ass big-time too. Voting with your feet was the right call.

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  14. Anon–Tried to tell him and wanted to tell him. If he'd called back that day, might have been different. I'm feeling like no good deed goes unpunished….

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  15. kinda reminds me of the way our government works/not.

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  16. My two takeaways are this, rotation of modern radial tires is unnecessary and ploy used to get your car up on the rack to upsell other services, brakes shocks… and secondly changing tires your own damnself is in chapter one of the midwestern chicks playbook.

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  17. You are so wrong anonymouse (10:46) You ever rotated four tires on the ground?Chick, being feisty? Go get them! That is surely bad practice. Should have pulled the bimbo out from behind the counter and give her a proper Midwest beat down! But, ya found a tire/repair shop that has service coming out their ears!

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  18. Anon v1–I can see the analogy.Anon v2–I have sports tires on my car that are mostly rim and little tire. If they aren't rotated periodically, they start to sing. And although I am pretty strong for a chick and could probably manage it–although using jacks instead of a lift (which I don't have) would suck, part of being a true Midwestern Chick is knowing when to hand off a job. Work smarter, not harder.Cederq–I would have loved to but was refraining because I know the guy. If I didn't, I wouldn't have censored myself. And the other place is pretty awesome and has some really comfy chairs to wait in.

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  19. Anon at 10:46, rotation is absolutely necessary. My wife drives a front wheel drive car, Buick with a V6 and 300 hp on tap. The front tires take all the wear and tear from both acceleration and braking. My wife treats the throttle like an on/off switch. If I don't rotate, within 15k miles the front tires are bald and the back tires show zero wear.

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  20. Should have called the other shop while you were in front of the bimbo (I've done it before)

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  21. You did what you had to, and I'll agree, odds are he has NO idea what is going on in his own shop. His loss, not yours.

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  22. Don Curton—I drive the same way so tire rotation is important. I’m actually surprised I had any brakes left too.Dingus— Should have but I just had to get out of there before the wrath of the Chick fell upon them.NFO— Problem being he doesn’t want to know or he would have called me back.

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  23. If he ever received your message.rel

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  24. Remember to let all your friends & neighbors know.

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