(A.K.A. Non-Original Rants)

–Co-opting good stuff from all over the ‘Net and maybe some original thoughts—ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

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An exercise in frustration

And I mean what I say in the title literally.  I belong to a local gym.  I go to lift weights several times a week and am generally in and out in about thirty minutes.  

Except for this week.  It seems that everyone is off work and out of school and they all decided to go to the gym.  

In clumps.  

So the equipment that I usually just jump onto, do my thing, and move on is being bogarted by a gaggle.  

In addition to the time it takes for four people to do their reps, they have to discuss the latest gossip ad nauseum in between.

If someone is solo, they generally stare at their phones for five to ten minutes between reps.  Or in the case of the one young man who took the last Smith machine, he just kept staring at the bar like he was trying out his non-existent telekinetic power.

I try to go at off times but there isn’t any slowdown this week.

Yeargh.



  1. That sucks… Hang in there!

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  2. NFO–It was much better today. Guess everyone got it out of their systems.

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  3. Yeah, me, too. I'll exercise patience for 60 seconds between their sets, but….. More than once while a Magnificent God of Heavy Steel (sic) is sitting on the equipment diddling with his electronic pacifier I've asked if he – or she – needs me to call 911 for them because it looks like they're having difficulty. When they reply with, “no I'm fine” I ask loudly “then why are you squatting on the equipment playing with your phone when other people want to use it?”Summary execution on the spot. When a couple dozen of them adorn the back wall of the gym the rest may take the hint. Anon 2

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  4. My gym time is 30-45 minutes in and out if there are zero idiots in my way.Love all of the Instagram whores that have to post every movement they do in the gym.TASK AT HAND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. Anon 2–Bravo!!Matthew–When I was leaving the other day, a girl was doing a selfie in the locker room, complete with duckface. I just shook my head and kept walking.

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  6. That sucks… Hang in there!

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  7. NFO–It was much better today. Guess everyone got it out of their systems.

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  8. Yeah, me, too. I'll exercise patience for 60 seconds between their sets, but….. More than once while a Magnificent God of Heavy Steel (sic) is sitting on the equipment diddling with his electronic pacifier I've asked if he – or she – needs me to call 911 for them because it looks like they're having difficulty. When they reply with, “no I'm fine” I ask loudly “then why are you squatting on the equipment playing with your phone when other people want to use it?”Summary execution on the spot. When a couple dozen of them adorn the back wall of the gym the rest may take the hint. Anon 2

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  9. My gym time is 30-45 minutes in and out if there are zero idiots in my way.Love all of the Instagram whores that have to post every movement they do in the gym.TASK AT HAND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  10. Anon 2–Bravo!!Matthew–When I was leaving the other day, a girl was doing a selfie in the locker room, complete with duckface. I just shook my head and kept walking.

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