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–Co-opting good stuff from all over the ‘Net and maybe some original thoughts—ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

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Pantyhose or maxi-pads? Which is stupider?

 Someone did a study to try to figure out how to make masks cling tighter to a face and eliminate gaps.  

Their answer–pantyhose.

Since these kinds of studies are incredibly myopic, I doubt they used an air tester to see if by making masks cling tighter to a person’s face, plus adding a layer, plus eliminating a source of fresh air actually caused noxious gas buildup faster than wearing one the ordinary way.  They did find that this ‘hack’ made it hard to talk and was really uncomfortable (duh…).

Because they only want to eliminate gaps.  I mean, everyone could go around with a plastic bag ducktaped at the neck but aside from those who really dig that scene, we’ll have a lot of people plunking over.  

(Of course if they did that, then they’d be eliminating themselves from the gene pool….  win?)

Of course if anyone does use the pantyhose ‘hack’, they’ll look as stupid as robbers with maxi-pads stuck to their faces….  



6 responses to “Pantyhose or maxi-pads? Which is stupider?”

  1. I hear that the cloth masks with the “Southern Cross” pattern work lots better and are lots more fun.

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  2. NFO–Yeah. The depths of stupid are still breaking boundaries.Mike-SMO–It'll work on vampires too. 🙂

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  3. I hear that the cloth masks with the “Southern Cross” pattern work lots better and are lots more fun.

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  4. NFO–Yeah. The depths of stupid are still breaking boundaries.Mike-SMO–It'll work on vampires too. 🙂

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