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–Co-opting good stuff from all over the ‘Net and maybe some original thoughts—ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

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High Beams and Bacon

Text conversation with Og, the Mighty and Indomitable:

Me:  Thanks for getting those chocolate covered almonds for me dude.  I totally owe you a plate of bacon when we hit the breakfast buffet this weekend.

Og:  No worries.  You can be my bacon slave just like Jabba the Hutt and Leia.

Me:  I’m totally not going to wear the gold bikini–it’s too cold.  Plus it would give the folks at the restaurant a collective apoplectic fit.

Og:  And then we steal their bacon.  Win-win.

Me:  I dunno.  It’s still too cold for the gold bikini.  We’ll have to figure out another way to pull the big bacon heist.

Og:  If it’s cold, there’s high beams!  Win-win-win!

Me:  High Beams and Bacon.  Sounds like a country song…..

Mr. B (after reading the exchange):  The great high beam bacon caper.  Now on 8mm.



16 responses to “High Beams and Bacon”

  1. Y'all are having WAY too much fun with that…LOL But enjoy the bacon!!!

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  2. Just remember don't do anything rasher than I would….

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  3. NFO–I was laughing so hard that I had tears running down my face. And the bacon is definitely worth it, believe me.Thomas– 🙂 Very funny!

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  4. I think we mix the metaphors and all wear bacon Bikinis.http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/bacon-bikini-nsfw

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  5. I just love bacon heist movies. It's sort of a James Bond thing with a theme song, “Goldporkrinds”. Skip the bacon bikini, og.

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  6. “Skip the bacon bikini, og.”Boy, if I had ten bucks for every time I heard THAT.

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  7. Thanks for reminding me… there's more than one way to make bacon sizzle…Dann in Ohio

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  8. They always show bacon pictures, but never the other kind…sigh

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  9. Y'all are having WAY too much fun with that…LOL But enjoy the bacon!!!

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  10. Just remember don't do anything rasher than I would….

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  11. NFO–I was laughing so hard that I had tears running down my face. And the bacon is definitely worth it, believe me.Thomas– 🙂 Very funny!

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  12. I think we mix the metaphors and all wear bacon Bikinis.http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/bacon-bikini-nsfw

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  13. I just love bacon heist movies. It's sort of a James Bond thing with a theme song, “Goldporkrinds”. Skip the bacon bikini, og.

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  14. “Skip the bacon bikini, og.”Boy, if I had ten bucks for every time I heard THAT.

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  15. Thanks for reminding me… there's more than one way to make bacon sizzle…Dann in Ohio

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  16. They always show bacon pictures, but never the other kind…sigh

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