Pole dancing for Jesus. Except they call it ‘Pole Fitness for Jesus’. Ecclesiastes 3:4 says that there is a ‘time to dance’ (I remember that from Footloose) after all. The instructors say it’s about ‘connecting to God’. And if God is represented by a phallic symbol, I dunno, something like a pole, I’m thinking they’re totally on track. I truly would like to muster more snark about this, but am finding that I can’t. It’s getting these women off their butts, which is a good thing. It’s possibly preparing them for a second career option, which is a good thing. They might take some of these moves home, which for their boyfriends and husbands, is a good thing. I’m calling it a win/win.
It was too good to not blog about.. Pole Dancing for Jesus
14 responses to “It was too good to not blog about.. Pole Dancing for Jesus”
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Hey, they're not hurting anyone. 🙂
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That would cost extra, TJ.
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TJ–that's why I was unable to muster proper snark. It's weird, but not any weirder than other stuff I've heard about and it's harmless.North–Pole Dancing Dominatrices for Jesus?? I don't think my brain can properly process that.
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That's one way to get church attendance up.
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Might increase offerings too. But there will be a lot of $1 bills.Ya know, I type something like that and think 'I am so much going to hell.'
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Yay! Then we'll finally get to meet!
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Hey, they're not hurting anyone. 🙂
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That would cost extra, TJ.
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TJ–that's why I was unable to muster proper snark. It's weird, but not any weirder than other stuff I've heard about and it's harmless.North–Pole Dancing Dominatrices for Jesus?? I don't think my brain can properly process that.
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That's one way to get church attendance up.
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Might increase offerings too. But there will be a lot of $1 bills.Ya know, I type something like that and think 'I am so much going to hell.'
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Yay! Then we'll finally get to meet!
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