(A.K.A. Non-Original Rants)

–Co-opting good stuff from all over the ‘Net and maybe some original thoughts—ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

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  • More security theater

    If you didn’t have Real ID then you weren’t supposed to be able to fly, according to the law. Because safety or something. But now the TSA has decided that they’re just going to charge a fee if you don’t have it (or a passport). So for $18 you can break the law and fly… Continue reading

  • But no arrests for spying??

    Reporters have been kicked out of the upper areas of the White House because they have been caught listening at doors, recording, and otherwise spying on conversations having to do with national security. Assistant to the President and White House Director of Communications Steven Cheung also addressed the policy change. He confirmed that the restrictions… Continue reading

  • UN Climate Change gathering up in smoke

    100,000 trees were cut down for a road to the Belem which is in the middle of the Amazonian rain forest. According to reports, Belem, being in outer BFE has no infrastructure (and open air sewers). But the head of the leader of Brazil thought it would be a piping hot idea (and so it… Continue reading

  • Never believe all women

    Not sure if you all have heard about this one, but a DoorDash driver in upstate New York went into a guy’s house, filmed him naked and passed out on his couch, and then posted it to TikTok while claiming she had been sexually assaulted. Well she was fired pretty much immediately from DoorDash and… Continue reading

  • At Harvard, Epstein pal still in the classroom

    Larry Summers, former president of Harvard University (and still a full professor and in the classroom) was a good pal of Epstein (who didn’t kill himself). Apparently such a good friend that good ol’ Larry was asking for advice from good ol’ pal Jeff, about how to make some time with a mentee of his.… Continue reading

  • It’s a long way to the top (if you want to rock and roll)

    On November 12, 374 bagpipe players gathered in Australia to break a world record, which they did. The oldest piper–a 98 year old named Bruce. Billed as “The Great Melbourne Bagpipe Bash,” the eclectic performance took place in Melbourne’s Federation Square, on Swanston Street, which was the scene of the Australian hard rock band’s 1976… Continue reading

  • Talk to me about the joys of socialized medicine

    Assisted suicides are on the rise in Canada (they call it voluntary euthanasia). Canada’s spiraling euthanasia system is once again under fire as heartbreaking new accounts reveal that a surging number of patients are being forced into “choosing” the government’s “assisted suicide” death program after being denied actual medical care under the nation’s collapsing socialized… Continue reading

  • What is seen, cannot be unseen

    In Portland, where the hippies still run wild and free, it was decided that what their protest docket needed was an 80’s style aerobics session. No, I am not kidding. Yes, they sucked. You can turn back now. You have been warned. Continue reading