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Rand Paul’s Festivus Report

Check out the stuff on which the government wastes our taxpayer dollar. Over One trillion dollars’ worth

In his 11th annual Festivus Report, inspired by the Seinfeld holiday, Paul spotlights examples like $5.2 million for cocaine-dosed beagle dogs, $13.8 million for tick-infested puppies, and $54 million for Wuhan lab research using gain-of-function so we can have another pandemic.

We also funded alcoholic teenage ferrets, and Monkey Price is Right.

Interestingly enough, we’re still funding Eco-Health Alliance and Wuhan gain of function research as well as Fauci’s beagle programs (cocaine). Covid relief funds are still being disseminated to the tune of $200 billion.

Additionally:

The Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) spent more than $1,079,360 teaching teenage ferrets to binge drink alcohol this year, according to Paul’s report. 

The report found that the National Science Foundation (NSF) shelled out $497,200 on a “Video Game Challenge” for kids. The NSF and other federal agencies also paid $14,643,280 to make monkeys play a video game in the style of the “Price Is Right,” the report states.

The whole report can be found here.



2 responses to “Rand Paul’s Festivus Report”

  1. How else can you spend Taxpayer monies enriching Important East Coast families and government officials if there are no programs to grift from?

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  2. May we use this list to commence the Airing Of The Grievances?????

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